Funny Things 8/24

Funny things you've said lately:

Paige: *any of 8,000 questions you ask daily*
Mommy: Yes, ma'am.
Paige: No, I'm NOT a ma'am.  I'm a PAIGE.


Were we comparing our belly buttons, and you pointed to my tummy and said:
"Baby Quinn is in Mommy's tummy.  And Quinn's birthday is at November."


Mommy: Tomorrow we're going to drive a long time in the car and go to New York.
Paige: *thinks for a minute* We're going to Noah's Ark?
Mommy: No, to New York.
Paige: And it's not an ark?
Mommy: Nope, it's a city.
Paige: *confused* Oh.
Later in the day...
Mommy: Do you remember where we're going tomorrow?
Paige: We're going to New York, but it's not an ark.

Singing

In the past few days you've started singing what you're doing and it's HILARIOUS.  You just start narrating, through song, what's going on.  My two favorites:

We were driving home from New York and you drank a cup of yogurt juice.  After that was done I gave you a cup of water.  You started singing and as I listened to the words I heard:  "Mommy gave me water and not yogurt juice!"

This morning you found a box of band-aids and started singing: "I'm shaking the box of Charlie Brown band-aids"

Just totally ordinary descriptions of what's going on, but you sing them.  It's really funny.